Creepy Red-Eye Man

In case you needed fresh proof that the human race is indeed getting stranger (not to mention sketchier), I ask you to gaze on this little sign that I found taped up at the bus stop as I waited to take the shuttle up to campus.

I sincerely hope with everything in me that it is some kind of creepy inside joke.

Oh, and by the way, I started to get pretty freaked out as the bus was taking its sweet little time because of course I happened to be there right at 3:50…