Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house,Not a Torrie was stirring, not even her spouse.The presents, unwrapped, were strewn all around,The laundry and garbage were all in a mound.And Torrie, all wiped from a long Christmas day,Rejoiced in her innards as she heard an elf say,“I’ve come here to grant you some wishes–say three–Like ‘mopping the …

Double Surprise

So I came home yesterday to these lovely beauts (that’s pronounced b-yoots for you people who aren’t familiar with slang abbreviations I make up on the spot). This is exactly (well, more or less) how the conversation went down as I walked in the door: Matt: “Honey, these are for you” [whipping out the flowers …

Empty Desks in Connecticut

This morning, all of us teachers were instructed to teach  our students the drill for what to do if an active shooter should start going through the school. As I saw the frightened, unsure looks on their 12- and 13-year-old faces, I could hardly bear it. Being a teacher makes you part of the larger world …

Christmas Music Traditions

In years past, I will admit to having been a big of a Scroogette when it came to some things about Christmas, such as Walmart playing Christmas music soon after Halloween or hearing the song “Holly Jolly Christmas” over and over again on the radio. And while I’ll admit that I still don’t particularly love …

Holiday Card Rejects

Even though these are the pictures that didn’t make the cut to put on our Christmas card (which may or may not be a theoretical concept as of now–it all depends on how my energy levels are feeling in about a week), I still liked ’em enough to share. Funny story: we had originally planned …