Holidays

Accidental Christmas Traditions

I don’t know how other newlyweds handle their first couple of Christmases, but I’ll tell you how we did: we meticulously planned out every tiny little detail of how we would spend our Christmases together so that we could start many fabulous traditions that we would enjoy for years and years to come. NOT. What …

Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house,Not a Torrie was stirring, not even her spouse.The presents, unwrapped, were strewn all around,The laundry and garbage were all in a mound.And Torrie, all wiped from a long Christmas day,Rejoiced in her innards as she heard an elf say,“I’ve come here to grant you some wishes–say three–Like ‘mopping the …

Holidays

Christmas Card

Between all the parties we’ll be attending, the hot cocoa we’ll be sipping, and the naps we’ll [hopefully] be taking, there won’t be too much time for the blog until after Christmas. But, to send you off on a happy holiday note, here is the Christmas card we would have sent, had I actually taken the time to print it out. …