Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house,Not a Torrie was stirring, not even her spouse.The presents, unwrapped, were strewn all around,The laundry and garbage were all in a mound.And Torrie, all wiped from a long Christmas day,Rejoiced in her innards as she heard an elf say,“I’ve come here to grant you some wishes–say three–Like ‘mopping the …